he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
You have to summon your inner elephant
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
He kept telling me Te Amo last night. Over and over. And that he was scared. Drunkenly. In Spanish.
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
He finally delivered on the dick pic, and Jesus Christ, it was worth the wait.
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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