He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
There are two guys's cum on my sheets. Be a man and be the third.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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