school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Hippo gnu deer
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
omg i hate the new neighbors. why cant a bitch just be hungover in peace on a wednesday morning.
Idk if I woke up next to a cat or raccoon. either way it's purring.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Date idea: we should go to the store and buy all the different kinds of Lay's and eat them all
I went full Overly Attached Girlfriend. You never go full OAG.
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
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