we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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