So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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Good to know: if a hot girls asks to go back to my place, she probably just needs to vomit all over my bathroom
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
My dad lost his bandaid somewhere in the turkey. It was a mixture of thanksgiving and an Easter egg hunt
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Please don't give away my fajitas
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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