he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
Only you could turn Mozart into a stripper song.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I just pulled a piece of cookie out of my bra in the middle of class. I'm forever alone.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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