No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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