Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
last night i was so high that when a homeless person asked me for a dollar, i responded: dolla dolla bill ya'll.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
Bring gay.
By that I meant the rum. I just realized that my request made no sense. You always bring gay.
I was just informed that I have the perfect belly button for body shots... Best compliment ever.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
She's cool and all but if she eats my food again I'm gonna fucking drop kick her ass. No one touches my lunchables. NO ONE.
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
How so I keep attracting the virgins? HOW?
You talk about your love for your ninja turtle onesie when you're drunk. Are you really surprised?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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