STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Best dream ever last night. You moved here. Your Spanish name meant highway. Your favorite food was styrofoam.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
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