IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Oh my god.. Saw a commercial for Captain Morgan. Made me gag a little bit.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
