I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
Dude, I found out having naked people in your car is a felony.. Now were all fucked.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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