I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
between my moustache and how drunk I am it will be a miracle if I get laid tonight.
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
If our sexual relationship was relative to the Harry Potter series, I would have claimed the Wizard's Cup at least ten times.
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
HOW DO YOU FORGET TO FINISH WINE
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
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