I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Is it weird that I want your dad to go down on me?
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
Hold on I'll be right there, I can't find my arm.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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