My mom just got knocked over by a rollerblader. I'm trying not to laugh, bc my family looks pretty concerned
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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