I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I should probably file for unemployment. Sometime between last night and 4 AM I facebooked my manager the lyrics to hoe by ludacris. I'm just projecting ahead here.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
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