Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Take off that red sweater and wear my vagina as a facemask.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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