omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
no today was horrible, i woke up and somebody slit my car tire and left an apology letter in my wiper that said "sorry wrong house"
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
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