She called me Spock and proceeded to ask me to 'teach her the ways of the force'. I just couldn't do it after that. No way am I fucking a girl who can't tell the difference between Star Wars and Star Trek.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
I have to take tonight off from shenanigans. My liver is planning a coup
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Fuck twitter. Fuck men. Fuck bras. Fuck flip flops. Fuck makeup. Fuck perfume.
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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