just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
She shaved her vagina in my bed. Good night
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