We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
I woke up covered in BBQ sauce. My hand had "you win" written on it. Do I celebrate?
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
he just started chanting dark meat! dark meat! out of no where.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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