fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Dear female. Happy valentines day. If you have not had the pleasure of making love to me, please do not fret, I will get around to it soon enough. If you indeed have made love to me, then bravo, wasn't that grand! Perhaps we should do it again? Regardless, have a good day. This has been a public service announcement. Rock on.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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