butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
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