There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
She got a tattoo in memory of her cat, my attratcion to her is no more.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Like if Robert Downey Jr. and Kiefer Sutherland got together for a bender, that's how drunk I want us to be.
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
My stomach literally has no contents left. Tequila cleanse=success.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
Its guy fieris flavor town of suffering™
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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