I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
my mom asked me why i was covered in scratches, blood, and dirt this morning..i answered "i was planking obviously" and walked away
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
