weddingsv make me drug and hornr
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I know. I almost started crying. IN WHAT UNIVERSE IS THAT A TURN ON?!
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
My new dentist just kinda stared at me when I told him that I used to have partial dentures after breaking 2 teeth while beating the shit out of someone, until I puked them into the toilet and flushed them after getting high and making myself undercooked mac and cheese.
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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