why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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