It was kinda weird being the boss
Did you feel like Tony Danza?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Party at my house. Beach themed. Clothing optional.
Wouldn't that make it "Nude Beach Themed?"
I want a coyote to ride back and forth to the bathroom because walking is getting old
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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