we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
