Sry I called you an 8
My parents took my cat for a ride in the car. Second weekend in a row. They think its fun. Dear God
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
I just watched my high school guidance counselor pee in the backyard of this party.
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
Also I literally googled "how to fold socks" so that's how my day is going. How's yours?
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