dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
you started putting condoms on anything with a point, then you were yelling at the lamp for using your last condom...
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
Success! We fucked roommates!
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