There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
You can't keep basing your relationship off of the fact that you both love ramen noodles
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
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