? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You asked me if you had to go downstairs to get upstairs. And then you forgot where you were.
Calm the fuck down fatty, you can add creme de menthe to a vanilla shake any time of the year
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Why is there a wet sock in my garbage? Why did I chug so much red wine? Why was someone signing into my iCloud account at 4 am in China? Why do I do self-destructive reckless things? So many questions.
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