Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
When i walked in, you were in bed with a hot chick rolled up in a green blanket and said you were acting like a caterpillar..
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Randomize
