it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
How old was that tiny chick? she needs a lard iv.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
I party with great urgency now.
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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