I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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