i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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