How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I told her the white crusty stuff on my boxers was frosting not cum. She seemed MORE grossed out then
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
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