and you said cock pushups were impossible
i'm stoned. there's a jazz trio playing outside across the street...scared that mike myers will appear & start yelling 'woman...WHOA MAN. WHOOOA MAN.' i'm snapping my fingers.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
How are you feeling?
I mean, shattered dignity aside, not bad.
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
