Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
I figured you were on something. You're way too happy right now to be sober
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
he broke off the kiss to ask "can I grab your boob?" like props for asking for clear and concise consent but there HAS to be a sexier way to do it
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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