At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
Somehow I've got the party rigged to where I get a foot massage every time someone wants a beer out of the fridge. Hellz yeah
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
At 3:00am my whole house started smelling like cooking meat. I have no idea why she thought it was a good idea to crock-pot a WHOLE turkey that early in the morning.
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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