he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
you told the cop you blew a .08 because you ate poppy seeds
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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