I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
Unless your apartment has 3 am pancakes Im not coming over.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
No I’m scared man. She sharted. In my car. Wearing a dress. And I still like her.
Wow
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