It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
would you kill someone to have someone deliver pancakes to you when you were high?
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
I licked your asshole in confidence.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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