I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
I wish they made helmets for livers.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
Randomize
