yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You took a bar mat shot.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I was going to say I needed the exercise but now all I can think about is BJs
My work here is done
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
He just used the word frick. Is that a possible red flag?
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Word. I want it involving like... sing-a-longs and sniffing glue.
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