this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
#1 benefit of having an equality sticker on my car: some girl flashed me while i was driving home
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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