If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
On the verge of sleeping with a man who can take me to an early bird dinner and a movie with his AARP discount. YOLO
You took my underwater blowjob virginity.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
The uberlube is also flammable
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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