white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Yep just saw a license plate that read "taint 2" which implies there is a "taint 1". Only in Florida
Nothing good has ever or will ever come from 50 cent beers at the bowling alley..
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I just call them the hipster frat because they wear shirts other than pastel polos and listen to MGMT while playing dice.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
My penis needs a shock collar
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
I just got baptized.
Drunkenly skinny dipping in a indoor hotel pool is not okay and does not count as a baptism.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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