You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
We are so on opposite sides of the boobs spectrum
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
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