You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I'm trying not to drink. I may fall down if I move. This is bad. I had everclear before the bar. Oh no. Oh no. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
wow bdsm is so cute
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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