I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Just made a bong out of a pineapple. So yes.. And champagne is about to be popped
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
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