It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Cool. I might be making a sickly but incredibly well dressed wine drunk appearance in a couple hours
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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