operation harelip BJ is a go
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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