I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Cutting up lines with the edge of my birth control packet. Just reminding you this is the person you've CHOSEN to be monogamous with.
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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