it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
After the nose/jizz incident i think our relationship can handle anything.
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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