This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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